The Inaugural Post

Welcome to Masturdating Azeroth!

First, yes, this is actually a World of Warcraft player blog! If you came here looking for something else, I can't help ya.

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However, if you'd like to read about my solo activities in the game, and perhaps discover a tidbit that inspires you to perform your own acts of solo-dating within the game, then welcome!
So, what does "masturdate" mean? No, it's not dirty (even if it IS natural!) According the Urban Dictionary:

A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.

Ahem. Uh. So....   Ok, no comments about that last bit. At least, not in our inaugural post. Moving on...